A Little Sparkle Never Hurt Anybody. Let’s Talk Poop Glitter and Rimming

It’s old, but while lazily surfing the internet, I came across an article from last year that read “Etsy Selling Pills That Will Let You Poop Glitter– Just in Time for Christmas” 

Okay, first….what? And second…. say WHAT?!

You all know I love a little whimsy and some fantasy, but pooping glitter? Initially, I was shocked like, we as a people have way too much time on our hands if this is what we’re aiming for. And then, slowly, as the idea had time to settle with me I found myself mildly intrigued. Asking questions like…does it work? Is this really a thing? And would I really spend time gazing into my toilet bowl after a movement if it glittered like one of the My Little Ponies came and exploded in my bathroom?

Seems like it gives new meaning to the idea that the sun shines out of someone’s ass. Maybe not the sun, but it would DEFINITELY sparkle and shine. And part of me wanted some first hand bold person to tell me if it worked out for them. I mean, I can’t really see myself trying it out. Everyone knows that glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts. It NEVER goes away, and just when you think you’ve gotten rid of the last of it, more always seems to appear in some inopportune place that is virtually impossible to remove. So, just imagine all that up in your digestive track. Or, oh! Maybe some brave soul could try it before a colonoscopy. Give the good ol’ doc something pretty to look at during the procedure. I’m sure he’d have a story to go home with at least.

While I wouldn’t try it myself, I think I’d at least have to put it in a book at some point. The fun to be had is endless. (Cue evil scientist laugh and long steepled fingers.)

And then…lately I’ve been researching rimming. It was a concept that I used to ascribe only to male, homosexual couples. And since I love writing and reading about all kinds of couples and their mostly realistic sex lives I figured that I knew most of what there was to know on the subject. How wrong I was!

For those of you who are confused, rimming refers to an erotic practice that involves stimulation of the anal ring, with fingers, tongue, both (eyebrow waggle), anyway I think you get the idea. I’ve been delving into the research of it, because I like the idea of throwing new territory into books that I haven’t yet covered, and the challenge is always in trying to make it believable…and steamy. So As I said, I thought it was just men. Well, men and porn stars. Until I started researching it, and turns out…everyone’s doing it! Kind of. I felt like a big ol’ prude, believe me. Apparently it’s a big thing. A big pleasurable thing, with the anus housing so many nerves and sensations that it seeks to rival the current champion, the clitoris.

Now…just imagine a rimming sensation…with someone with all this poop glitter! The image had me laughing and crying until my stomach hurt. It also had me pretty sure that I wanted to put it in a story, so be on the lookout for that one.

So, at the end of the day, while I’m not sure it would be for me, I kinda wanna know if it works. Anybody tried it? Anyone have any thoughts about it? Oh yeah, and read the article here. It’s definitely worth it, if for nothing other than the laughs. Shoot me a comment and let me know.

See ya lovelies

Wishing you romance and whimsy 🙂

Ava~

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About Avery Rose

I'm a 30 year old living in my native New York...I adore the city, writing, books, tea, music, long walks and rainbows :) Aaaand What happens to a dream deferred? In my opinion it gets sucked up dry and spat out as a gnarled petrified mass of what the heart used to be...so I'm also coming out as a writer who wrestles with questions of identity, reality, race and even sexuality. I'm having fun finally writing my own story. Feel free to help :)

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